Wednesday, 18 April 2012
A NEW TESCO ANTHEM
To the tune of "The Yellow Rose of Texas" - go on, you know you want to...............
There's a big, big store called Tesco that less are going to see,
No one is more turned off than a customer like me
Tesco seemed to care less ‘bout service with a smile
So I took my custom elsewhere ‘cos I didn’t like their style.
The six-point plan is laid out to cover clicks and bricks,
Value, price and formats are firmly in the mix,
Quality and ranges, marketing and brand
A year of store hard labour we all should understand.
So Tesco’s on a fight back to win our hearts and minds
with wishes, hopes and offers of many, many kinds
They want to put the love back and give us all a kiss
But they really want our money so targets they won’t miss.
But the biggest challenge of them all is service with a smile,
Slick and quick at checkouts with staff trained to beguile
Tesco has some great folks but miseries as well
Can they turn the frown around only time will tell.
Posted by Mister E Shopper at 10:12