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Thursday, 20 December 2012

A RETAIL CAROL




Oh come all you shoppers,
buy your Christmas presents,
oh come ye, oh come ye to spend your cash,
come with your credit, buy up all our products,
oh come let us receive you,
oh come let us relieve you,
oh come let us just leave you
crippled in debt.

Tap in your pin please,
pay for big amounts,
load up your trollies with festive stuff,
fill up your carriers, strain your aching arms,
oh come buy useless baubles,
oh come hear musak's warbles
oh come save us the troubles
of clearance Sales.

Yes Lord we pray hard
for Euromillions jackpots,
to pay for the massive bills which greet the New Year,
but Christmas is mental, we lose our common sense,
oh conscience, ignore it,
into the tills we'll pour it
though we can't afford it,
Christmas is here.


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