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Tuesday, 12 November 2013

HELP! A CUSTOMER SERVICE JOKE

A customer service joke.

An old lady phones her bank's telephone number.

Old Lady: Hello. Is this Kerching Bank on the High Street?

Voice: No, madam.  All our calls are handled from this central location.

Old Lady: But I really need to speak to the local branch.

Voice: Madam, I assure you, I can help you with anything from here.

Old Lady: But, I really do need to talk to the branch.

Voice: Madam, there is nothing that the branch can help with that I cannot deal with from here.

Old Lady: Okay.  Tell me, did I leave my gloves on the counter this morning?

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