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Sunday, 3 November 2013

MORE RETAIL LIMERICKS

From my book "Rolling In The Aisles" available here



A few more limericks.....

In a record shop near Dundalk,
To a staff member I started to talk,
I said “Scuse me, please,
Have you got the Bee Gees?”,
He said: “No, it’s the way that I walk.”


Two shoplifters fuelled with liquors
And eating Maltesers and Snickers,
Prowled town centre shops
But were nabbed by the cops,
They were pants, a right pair of nickers.

In Asda, a vegetarian called Hugh
Bought a meat sandwich to chew,
He realised his error,
Spat a lump out in terror,
For he ate nowt that used to go moo.



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