Sunday, 3 November 2013
MORE RETAIL LIMERICKS
From my book "Rolling In The Aisles" available here
A few more limericks.....
In a record shop near Dundalk,
To a staff member I started to talk,
I said “Scuse me, please,
Have you got the Bee Gees?”,
He said: “No, it’s the way that I walk.”
Two shoplifters fuelled with liquors
And eating Maltesers and Snickers,
Prowled town centre shops
But were nabbed by the cops,
They were pants, a right pair of nickers.
In Asda, a vegetarian called Hugh
Bought a meat sandwich to chew,
He realised his error,
Spat a lump out in terror,
For he ate nowt that used to go moo.
Posted by Mister E Shopper at 10:07