I have material from my retail management career experience on how daft customers can be and also how some of them think they are comedians.
All of my stories are true, if a little enhanced for entertainment value:
The Princess (Diana) and the milkshake carton
The Avocado Bravado Desperado Affair
The Attack Of The Bleach Bottle
How Curry Can Be A Worry
How The John West Was Won
The High Scallion Job
The Lag With The Bags Was A Drag
From a Baguette To A Set Of Garden Furniture
All the above are about 300 words.
In addition, I have CSI - Customer Scene Investigation - Retail's Most Wanted:
10 customer types
Any media outlet interested in these articles in total or in part, or if you want a more general article on Christmas shops, shoppers and shopping, contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
In addition, I write fun stuff too!